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craft withdrawal symptoms

Craft withdrawal symptoms may include:

  • Dizziness
  • Nausea
  • Vomiting
  • Loss of Bladder control
  • Uncontrollable urge to clean and decorate

aprons as decorOkay, maybe we can skip loss of bladder control. I did dig out some of my vintage aprons and hang them on the wall, after cleaning the closet.

Tacking the aprons to the wall looked off. A little clothes-line and some old fashioned clothes pins fit the bill.

aprons as decorThis is from a slightly different angle. So cheesy or cute? Or cheesy cute?

I think it needs something. I must have actually said “I think it needs something”out loud because the husband made this face and rolled his eyes. It does need something else though, doesn’t it?

I’m thinking more hats, or maybe a pair of garden gloves and a trowel.

Filed under : carnage, housekeeping
By Wendy
On February 1, 2008
At 7:38 pm
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I made muffins

almost muffinsNothing like baked good to soothe the soul. Except these are extra healthy baked goods with veggies and not much sugar. The lighter ones are banana spice and the darker ones are raisin carrot cake.

The husband seems fine with them. I’ll test them on the children at snack time, if they’ll eat them I’ll make more.

Filed under : food, housekeeping
By Wendy
On June 28, 2007
At 5:30 am
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Welcome to the Great Desk Purge of 2007

Obviously I should make cleaning my desk a bit more of a priority, since the last time I cleaned it was somewhere in October of 2006.

I think like most people I get a little overwhelmed with the stuff that might need to be saved for future reference and just make little piles. In the dark of the night the little piles romance each other in mysterious ways and reproduce. Like tribbles, the little piles of squalor reproduce quickly because they are born pregnant.

My little piles of squalor weren’t as cute as tribbles, nor did they react in any manner to the presence of Klingons disguised as humans, and they didn’t make soothing noises. So the little piles of squalor were disassembled and order has been restored to my desk once more.

my desk, Hal, and my pathetic single shelfI seem to have a space worthiness issue that I need to address. I have three drawers, one shelf (not the whole shelf unit, just one shelf of the unit), the typing table, and my laptop (aka Hal.) You can see the arm of the scroll saw right behind the screen.

This is where I work. See my goofy glasses? The pair on the desk I took off so that I could look through the viewfinder of the camera, they are what I wear most of the time. The retro looking glasses in the coffee beaker are just my sunglasses. And the black frames next to them are uber-magnification, the prescription is designed for doing miniature and fine repair work. I have one more pair (not pictured) which are bi-focal and really too heavy for wearing as much as I should (for some reason they are glass and not plastic lens.) I broke my prescription safety glasses a few months ago and I’ve yet to replace them, so I wear the bi-focals under my face shield for turning.

The rubber ducky tin holds index cards and address labels and sometimes an extra calculator. The ceramic blue and white thing used to hold a jade plant, the plant out grew it so I use it for holding a ball of yarn as I knit. Eileens tacky glue (totally essential), pens, pencils, game-boy, games, timer, binder clamps, and a rotating stock of books also share the shelf space.

So that’s the Great Desk Purge and the grand tour of what really qualifies as my office space.

Filed under : carnage, housekeeping
By Wendy
On June 21, 2007
At 2:17 am
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Seriously: same blog

The old theme was lovely but starting to grate on my nerves, so I went back to the WP classic and tweaked it. Thus far I’m pretty satisfied that it’s readable.

This was probably the fastest overhaul of a blog theme that I’ve ever done, in part because I wanted to keep things simple, and in part because I’m starting to figure out what I’m looking at in php.

By no means does this imply that I actually know what I’m doing.

Okay so quick update on all the things I haven’t blogged about here:

  1. My house broke, no biggie– we’re fixing it and doing a bit of remodelling at the same time.
  2. I’ve started doing art work again
  3. I’ve applied to further my education via an online college
  4. The chickens are just getting past that ugly stage of chick-hood, now that their neck feathers are filling out they don’t look quite so much like tiny vultures.
  5. I’m scaling down our major appliances in order to a) economize our space and b) stick it to the power company
  6. The girl child is *completely* (Oh thank you God, thank you.) potty trained.
  7. I’m doing what I do every night: Plan to take over the world
Filed under : blogs, family, housekeeping, toddler
By Wendy
On June 18, 2007
At 1:58 pm
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Oh, but for the love of trees

It’s a beautiful day.

Absolutely lovely.

strawberry plantsThe sun is out, the weather is warming up and my strawberries are showing new growth and flowers.

new blueberry bush is growing tooAnd the new blueberry bush is showing promising growth as well.

the man I knit socks forThe husband is looking very healthy and happy isn’t he?

Liz, Ellie (in back) and BessHe broke down and bought me some chicks (I knew he would). And now the husband has to build a chicken coop before the chicks have their full feathers in. But aren’t they adorable?

Filed under : family, gardening, husband
By Wendy
On April 27, 2007
At 2:30 pm
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WP updated, archives fixed & socks knit

I did that. I also made donuts, fry bread and crullers because I’m so talented.

pink socksThe socks are really nothing special, I’m pretty boring as socks go. Pink merino handspun, size 1 dpns, and a few evenings. They are a little baggy, but soft and comfy.

Updating the blog and fixing the archives was a bit more nerve wracking, and totally required deep fried yummies. I used the Salvation Army recipe for the donuts, the fry bread and cruller recipes are more or less I throw in stuff until the dough looks “about right” and I used milk with a tsp of vinegar instead of buttermilk. Someday I might get around to actually weighing ingredients as I make them so I’d be able to share the recipes. I’m impressed with the donut recipe and it worked well even though I replaced the real milk with rice milk.

Filed under : finished object, food, fun, knitting, yarn
By Wendy
On April 12, 2007
At 10:27 am
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It’s the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine)

My husband cleaned the living room and home school area.

My. Husband. Cleaned.

Just let that sink in. Sometimes it just takes a while to accept certain things as reality, don’t try to force yourself to take it all in at once– it’s better for the brain to just let it sit in the back of your mind for a little while until it seems less surreal.

Bigger yet, my husband (who is a fantastically talented modeller and scratchbuilder) put away over a dozen finished models. Woo!

Don’t get me wrong, this is his artwork and I don’t even ask him to move or not display his art– it’s just that it gets to this point where it starts looking all cluttery and bric-a-brac so I silently hoped that he’d figure out a way to thin things out to a reasonable level.

Last week, I cleaned the diningroom. Usually I declutter the flylady way (actually, to give credit where it’s due, if I hadn’t been following the routines for decluttering I wouldn’t have been able to do what I did) but this time (with inspiration from Vicki of Organizedstudio the moral support of Opal who was on the phone with me, encouraging me the whole time) I pulled everything out of the dining room, swept and mopped the floor.

The magic really was that I put the table in the direction where it works best, not how it was, and only moved back the things I actually wanted in the dining room. I realized when Vicki sent me an email questionnaire about my organization problems that I really just work around everyone else.

Each kid has a semi-private workspace, Matt has a dedicated desk and work areas. I just sort of work here and then move when someone else needs the space, and my supplies are here and there, stashed in closets where I can’t get to them without digging out the contents of the whole darned closet and up on shelves.

So whether it’s the new dining room feng shui acting on Matt or he’s just inspired by the new bit of fresh tidiness– I don’t really care. It’s just awesome that he actually cleaned, de-cluttered and put things away.

Yay Matt, even though this is probably the 7th seal of the Apocalypse: “And lo, the men picked their crap up and wives beheld the sight in wonder. So cometh the vengeance of righteous tidiness and the dust bunnies of evil will be purged from under the couch and from in the dark recesses of the entertainment centers.”

I’m paraphrasing of course, but I’m going to enjoy it until at least until rapture.

Filed under : family, housekeeping, husband
By Wendy
On February 11, 2007
At 11:01 am
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Reverse label for care

I thought since this is my knitting blog, and since I like to knit fibers that are typically dry clean only that I’d write a little about the alternatives to dry cleaning. One is wet cleaning, which is the industrial environmental friendly version of dry cleaning, it uses clamps, water jets, detergent jets and steam the clamps are to keep the garment in shape so that it can’t shrink out of shape. Doesn’t work for everything but does a pretty good job when it does work. I wouldn’t say that it’s environmentally friendly though because it does use lots of water and the detergents are jacked up versions of your household laundry soap. Solvents are still used for spot treatment, so maybe it’s just environmentally friendlier than dry cleaning.The other method is screen washing, which is better known as Chinese laundry. That’s where the garment is layed out on a screen or a frame and a water based solution is pressed through the garment with sponges.

First all the buttons are removed and then there’s a spot treatment. Spots are washed from the inside out prior to the whole washing, so they are marked with chalk and dealt with from the wrong side of the fabric (in theory to push the soil out from the direction it came) the best trick was to use table salt and rubbing alcohol to remove grease stains from cotton dress shirts, the key was using an ice cube as the scrubber instead of a finger or brush. After the spot treatment then it goes to whole wash on another frame.

The solution used depends on the fiber content. For silk it’s usually a mix of mild soft (potash) soap and some lavendar smell, rinsed with just water. For wool it’s a mild lye soap, then salt water (laundry salt aka Borax), then clean water and per the customers request a conditioner of lanolin or almond. Plant materials like cotton, ramie, linen etc get a water soluable detergent (which won’t damage them like potash and lye soaps will), a salt rinse, then a conditioning rinse that usually has a small amount of starch added. For each stage a clean sponge (big old sea sponges) is used to press the solution through the garment and then out as much as possible.

In a laundry the ambient room temperature is uncomfortably hot which would be miserable unless your arms are plunged into cold water for 8-10 hours a day (which ours were) and dehumidifiers run constantly. Ideally nothing is hung up until it’s pressed, the garments lay flat separated by warm dry towels, or rolled (jelly roll style) with a towel but not hung up. When the cloth is just damp from it’s taken to be pressed, mens suits and shirts are done on pressing machines– every thing else is ironed by hand with an iron and pressing cloth, and sweaters are not pressed at all but put on the puffer (a screen with a fan under it blowing up through the sweater.) With any luck at this point someone will remember to sew the buttons back on.

It’s been a long time since I’ve worked in a laundry, but I think washing things (especially my own creations) this way is soothing. There’s a rhythm to it, it’s economical (financially as well as enviromentally) and gives me the chance to really slow down and re-appreciate my creations.

Just as a side note, at the laundry one of the managers would come out of her office and scream at us that if we (all the current employees on the floor, about a half dozen) were not like sons and daughters to her personally we’d all be fired instantly for our sloth. About an hour later the same manager would come out and yell out that we were working too hard and she’d die if any one of her children were sent to the hospital due to exhaustion. Later in the night she’d come out again and say we were then working too fast to have done any washing and that we’d have to be more diligent.

At times she’d make us all march (yes, march) down the street and back because we needed the air and rest. After working her shifts for a few weeks it was hard for anyone to feel that their job was ever in danger, or to suppress laughter longer than it took for her to retreat back to her office. On an employees birthday there was always a cookie at the person’s station, followed by extra screaming throughout the night. I think deep down most of us had some affection for her, at least those of us that chose the evening and night shifts when she was in charge.

It’s hard to explain; it wasn’t despite the yelling and marching– you had to like, if not outright love or adore her, on some level because of it.

Filed under : Uncategorized, family, housekeeping
By Wendy
On January 24, 2007
At 10:29 pm
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Adventures in sweatpants.

This morning I took advantage of the age old housewife trick of sleeping in sweat pants and ratty t-shirt. Bless Flylady’s sweet heart, but there are times when baby steps are not the answer, there are times the answer involves two quarts of degreaser concentrate, an alarm clock, thick rubber gloves and sweatpants.

Earlier in the week I went up with the kids to stay with my mom, for as overwhelming as funerals are, imagine Thanksgiving Thursday, Memorial Service Friday, and Open House Saturday. My sister also flew in from Florida to help and to be here for the my Grandmother’s service. This meant that my husband was at home without proper spousal supervision for nearly 3 days. Evidence suggests that he spent the time working, eating things that require little or no preparation while going online, and just generally being a guy– letting food wrappers and laundry fall where they may. It’s quite festive actually.

It’s a dorm room sort of festive.

I bought the kids a gingerbread people kit, complete with candy and decorators frosting. There are four gingerbread people in the box so that should buy me at least half an hour of unadulterated knitting time after the housekeeping. In a move of sheer genius Matt bought me one of those chocolate oranges and took care of the garbage before I was even awake. I also took advantage of the grocery store’s StarBucks kiosk, it was a close call between the gingerbread mocha and the eggnog latte– eggnog latte was the lucky contestant.

I really just want to crawl back into bed right now. But I know I’ll feel better when things are clean and orderly (or what passes for orderly around here) again.

Filed under : carnage, housekeeping, knitting, poking with knitting needles
By Wendy
On November 25, 2006
At 1:17 pm
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It’s not pretty…

toddler vs. knitting needles
… when babies attack!

Please, I just need a moment to cry.

Poor knitting needles.

Filed under : carnage, toddler
By Wendy
On September 1, 2006
At 4:27 pm
Comments : 5