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If you haven’t met Greta before, you’d think that she’s very big and intimidating. She is very big, but unless you’re highly allergic to dog drool then there’s very little reason to be intimidated.

You know how little dogs are totally unaware of their size and will bark incessantly at larger animals? Well Greta is totally unaware of her hulking mass– she thinks she’s a very small dog. She thinks she’s tiny.

To this end, she’s set out to convince the rest of the world that she is a very very small dog. Greta has really only succeeded in convincing the cats of her diminutive status, probably only because the cats think of themselves in exceedingly great terms.

I think she needs to work on a tiny dog bark, something about that resonating big dawg “WOOF!” is less than convincing.

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  1. Hi~
    Love your blog.I may be living a parallel life here on the other corner of the US. Our choc lab sleeps on a bed with same stuffed toy; my table top loom is a source of guilt…double size maybe; my desktop features the Sesame Street Terror Alert; my mom taught me how to knit socks – first lesson: 12/23/05. Finished the 8th pair this morning :) Now that I’m hooked on knitting wonder about making a dog sweater…could I get her to wear it…hmmm! Oh…probably my sense of humor is too sarcastic to qualify as an ordinary house wife. I guess I hope so! My name is Laurie Walton and I have a new fondness for pointy sticks!