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Some people will never learn. Fortunately, I’m not one of those people– but my husband’s ex-wife is. Tee-hee! The evil wretched woman has leveled some pretty serious accusations at my husband and I’ve discovered she’s gone out of her way to look for dirt on me.
I have no dirt.
I have no dirt to the point where I often bemoan that I’m not interesting enough for other people to gossip about, I have no scandals, and I’ve never doinked a married senator or congressman. Sheesh, some peoples children.
I could only wish to be interesting enough for dirt.
Want to hear some of the scandalous things that I’ve been doing? (I knew you would)
I’ve been working on knitting the worlds most boring baby blanket, I put the dishes away this morning, I checked my email, I have been browsing eBay for more yarn, I let my son have an extra piece of candy about an hour ago and recently read a couple of the more interesting knitting blogs.
I’m such a bad girl aren’t I?